About Jezzababy

So I'm Jess :) I've been an avid reader or FML since 2005 and have literally read every FML on this site! I have a boyfriend and I'm a giant gaming nerd, love computers and technology :) and yes sometimes there really are girls on the Internet!! Likes: DRAGON BALL Z Horror movies My computer Gaming Music Pokemon Supernatural Chicken Kiev Dislikes: SPIDERS Sports Assholes and narcissistic people Judgemental people Brussels sprouts and eggplant Beer There's plenty more likes and dislikes but I'm trying to keep this short...ish. Haha Anyway feel free to chat to me if you want :) And remember FML!!

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Jezzababy's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 33_badgename

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  • 32_badgename

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    15%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    15%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    16%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    20%
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