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Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 January 2013 17:04 / United States

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

By airbiscuit - / Monday 21 January 2013 12:36 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

By SF49 / Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:26 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

By PeeFlavouredFloss - / Monday 14 January 2013 03:36 / Canada - Montreal

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

By life// - / Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:56 / Canada - Fort Mcmurray