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Iceecreamm's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML

By ausmill12 - / Monday 19 November 2012 06:18 / United States - Pensacola

Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 19 November 2012 05:19 / United States - Murfreesboro

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

By Emily27 - / Friday 20 January 2012 11:56 / United Kingdom

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

By looz / Monday 29 December 2009 07:21 / France

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

By sisco2901 - / Sunday 22 January 2012 09:12 / Slovakia