About Hahahokaythen
Everyone's "about me" is so funny, I can't think of anything funny but realistic. I thought that if I said that, something would come to me. I guess not. Still waiting .. . . . . . . . . okay, well um I'm just gonna go now. . .
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Hahahokaythen's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

By George / Tuesday 15 January 2013 20:53 / United States - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

By Bella - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 18:57 / United States - Sanford

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 14 January 2013 05:52 / United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 00:21 / Canada - Corner Brook

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

By shiney100893 - / Monday 14 January 2013 12:56 / Ireland - Dublin