About Funnycloud
Hiya, profile viewers! I live in Sydney, Australia (and no, I have not been attacked by a shark/drop bear/snake/spider/fluffy koala bear.) I'm a serious Grammar Nazi (HEIL GRAMMATIK!), yet I can not spell *hangs head in shame*. I also like pancakes.
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Funnycloud's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

By HumanNature / Sunday 1 February 2009 00:01 / Canada

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:47 / United States

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

By Brit / Friday 16 December 2011 08:50 / Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

By danii / Tuesday 4 October 2011 01:19 / Reserved

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 June 2011 04:50 / Australia