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Danielle7994's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 29 March 2014 03:02 / Canada - Rosthern

Today, a bee flew into my classroom and landed on my cheek. Not only am I allergic to these things, I was hit in the face with a textbook to "make sure it's dead." FML

By shabowbow / Thursday 27 March 2014 18:14 / United States - Hillsboro

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

By fired - / Tuesday 17 September 2013 04:36 / United States - Barnesville

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

By resurrected / Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:59 / United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

By zephyrgk / Monday 2 September 2013 01:15 / United States - Wilmington