About Carly_michelle
I could eat Kindersuprises all day, everyday. I am living for November 17th and 29th! I couldn't go one hour without talking to my bestfriend. I always cry when I watch P.S. I love you and Big Fish. Tim Burton's birthday should be a public holiday. If YOUTUBE was a religion, I would live by it. I swear, I make racist jokes, I don't care about feelings and I fail at everything. I am always reading a book. "Oh Cool!" and "Holy Shit" are basically all that comes out of my mouth. I want to live in a house made entirely out of bobbypins, bottle caps, shoelaces and plastic spoons. That would be fun! I don't care that you took the time to read this, You can do what you want.
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