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Lol I love funny stuff and xbox :P women are horrible... Men should stick to the "bro's before ho's" mindset
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Captainnap124's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

By Whipped Cream / Saturday 24 November 2012 05:38 / United States - Charlotte

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

By Embarassed - / Friday 23 November 2012 06:14 / United States - Kent

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

By Tymer - / Friday 23 November 2012 15:56 / Canada - Malahat

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

By doctorsandnurses - / Friday 13 January 2012 10:47 / United Kingdom

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

By Reliena - / Saturday 21 January 2012 05:47 / United States