About Briannealex
My name is Brianne. I don't remember posting 6 of those FML's on here, but apparently I did. I don't bite, I promise.:) Do NOT ask "tell me about yourself." I freaking hate that. Get to know me and you won't have to ask. Dang, there are a lot of military men and women on here! Thank you very much for your service :)
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Briannealex's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

By #201 - / Thursday 5 February 2009 13:23 / United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

By scared-straight / Monday 27 May 2013 04:05 / United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

By immaturity all around - / Sunday 31 March 2013 17:55 / United States

Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 28 March 2013 20:56 / France - Sainte-savine