About Bjcrabs94
My life sucks but i dont give a fuck. All my friends say i have the worst luck, Which is true. I had sex for the first time when i was 14. My parents found out and kicked me out. I now live with my friends family and is having sex with his sister. I am trying to change but i am not going to cause FML it sucks
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By rained / Monday 2 February 2009 05:44 / Hong Kong

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 March 2009 20:18 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

By goodbye - / Monday 9 March 2009 00:45 / Canada
By lovewedge - / Monday 9 March 2009 00:25 / United States