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  • It's in the can!

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    15%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Asian282's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

By hi - / Sunday 1 March 2009 20:29 / United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

By Cowgirl_Up37 - / Saturday 2 July 2011 20:54 / United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

By Username / Thursday 9 June 2011 18:30 / United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 May 2011 14:33 / United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

By Burnt - / Wednesday 11 May 2011 01:21 / United States