By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
One more and it's business time
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I like your style
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
50 favorites
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The rules are the rules
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At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Alsahaf's favorite FMLs
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth
By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage
To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day