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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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nanobulleur tells us more.

Salut , je suis l’auteur de cette VDM. J’ai aujourd’hui 26 ans, je vous raconte une VDM qui se révélais, à moi, il y a 10 ans. Ils m’ont mentis sur la date, mais à un jour prêt, pas un mois, ni une année ! Sur la carte d’identité que j’avais, avant de la refaire à mes 16 ans, il y avais effectivement la bonne date ! Mes parents m’on fait croire que c’était une erreur ! Étant jeune et naïf j’y ai cru. Etant donné que depuis petit je l’ai toujours fêter à la même date , sois le 21 janvier , au lieu du 20, j’ai cru à ce mensonge ! Depuis tout petit, j’ai fait mon anniv à cette date ! Comment imaginer, enfant, que c’est un mensonge ?? A l’école , je donnais la date du 21 en expliquant l’erreur sur la carte ... Naïf que j’étais. Enfin bref , je peut comprendre les personnes sceptiques, mais je ne peut pas en faire plus pour convaincre et je n’ai, de toute façons, pas spécialement envie ! Tanpis, chacun est libre d’y croire ou non. Je partageais simplement une anecdote de ma vie que je pense être une VDM, finalement, amusante avec le recul que j’ai aujourd’hui. Des bisous !!