About 666midnight
[email protected] Add me if you wish to =)
666midnight - Followers
666midnight - Followed
666midnight's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    66%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
The list of badges to find
666midnight's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 24 July 2009 10:01 / United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

By Curt - / Sunday 6 September 2009 18:19 / United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 August 2009 19:28 / United States

Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

By littleguy - / Thursday 20 August 2009 15:55 / United States

Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

By lawliet_L - / Friday 17 July 2009 15:54 / Canada