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About Flomaq

Je ne sais pas trop quoi raconter... J'aime beaucoup de choses, je déteste beaucoup de choses. J'aime le foot, les sorties et le chocolat !

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He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.

Binkie

You agreed with your own post. Nice.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Sweetly_yours tells us more.

Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je n'avais pas prêter attention à tous vos commentaire qui je dois dire m'ont fait beaucoup rire : il est facile d'imaginer derrière ces quelques lignes un boucher avec toute l'image qu'il en découle ... Sauf que j'ai 19 ans, suis une fille plutôt petite et fluette, et que ce n'était qu'un job d'été : pas de grand couteau donc, ni de hachoir, ni rien de tout ça ...