About Le barbare
Vilain barbare, je descends d'une vieille lignée de Vikings appelés les " Olof durs ".
Je réside en Suède dans une cahute faite du bois dérobé des poubelles du mythique magasin Ikea des environs.
J'ai une alimentation très variée à base de saumon, de Krisprolls et surtout de bière Skoll (mais un verre seulement hein, après je suis pompette).
Comme mes ancêtres, je suis trop un fou de la tête.
Je gare mon drakkar en double file, je vole les cintres dans les magasins, je bois du café après 17h, je pille les paquets de bonbons des enfants (maternelles, faut pas déconner), je me rase à la hache double lames rouillées, je n'écoute que du Metal suédois à fond les bananes à en rendre sourd une maison de retraite (mais avec un casque en fait), mais surtout je surfe toute la nuit (enfin de 21h à 22h max après j’ai des cernes) sur le net sur des sites peu recommandables, dont VDM, vous connaissez ?

Sinon vous pouvez lire mes aventures ici => http://lebarbare01.blogspot.fr

Le barbare's FML badges
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  • Colonel Whiskers

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  • Going for gold

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    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

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  • Santa Claus

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  • I've got nothing better to do in class

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

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  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • Cheat combo

    You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
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    5x6 is a chance in 30! Well done, you should try going for the big bucks!
  • One of us!

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  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • Parrot stealer

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  • VALIDATOR

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  • Even your mom agreed

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    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
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    You're following 200 people
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    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Star of the Forum

    With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • 50 favorites

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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  • Consolation prize

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  • Multitasking

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  • Socialite

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  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Happy month-versary

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  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

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  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

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  • Back from the party

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  • I NEED to know!

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

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  • Outside your time zone

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  • Beginner

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