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By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz
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By WCARlover - 20/06/2015 03:43 - United States - Augusta
OP here...this actually happened a while ago but thank you for the concern for people who expressed it! I was walking behind her because she wanted me to finish mowing the lawn but told me to just wait until she got this little strip behind a fence done so I was following her to take over the mowing on the other side. They were Yellow Jackets, I got stung multiple times, and it was extremely unpleasant, but hey, it got me out of mowing! ;)