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zrc01
  • Town/Country : Kentucky, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 38
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Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62610) - you deserved it (5240)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29940) - you deserved it (2762)

On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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