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by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Laura / 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 5:18am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy
Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
by seriously / 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by roflcopter / 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
by charliesangel123 / 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML
by Broly171 / 10/01/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by shaggy / 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 1:06am / Kazakhstan (Almaty) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
by thefailure / 08/02/2009 at 12:21am / United States (Georgia) / Love