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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I was peeing in the showerhen my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

#2881104
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (53556)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine.

#2855395
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83896) - you deserved it (3973)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decidd to go swimming . I knew my technique would be off cuz I haven't swam since high school . It was when I made it only halfway acros the pool that the lifeguard decidd to jump in an save me . I wasn't drowning or struggling . FML

#2780128
64 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 6:50pm - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

TODAY , I WAS CAMPING. ME AN TIS REALLY CUTE GIRL WERE ITTING IT OFF REAL NICE. IT WAS TE LAST NIGT SO WE BOT EADED OVER TO MY TENT TO AVE SEX. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET IT IN WEN A RACCOON RIPPED MY TENT CAUSING TE GIRL TO SCREAM AN RUNAWAY. I GOT COCKBLOCKED BY A RACCOON. FML

#2729024
146 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my two-and-a-alf year anniversary wit my grlfriend, a small but noble occasion. Se surprisd me wit an invention of ers, a plate of triple-cocolate looool double-mint cookies toppd wit Andes mints. I surprisd er by crasing er new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

#2724554
155 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today I found out mah mom paid mah best friend $20 to be mah friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132699) - you deserved it (7356)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was Hard At Work Cleaning Up From A Party I Had While My Parents Were Out 4 The Night. Not A Bottle Of Beer Or A Rd Cup Was Left 4 Them To Find. However, My Parents Did Find Two Of My Friends In There Bedroom, Still Passd Out And Nakd From Beer And Sex Last Night.

#2685483
115 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by zep (man) - United States (Arizona)

Taday my cousin and I found out that when a grl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. mega FML

#2671287
183 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Discovered Boyfriend Of 5 Months Runs A Website Where Men Can Submit Nude Or Semi Nude Pictures Of Their Ex's For Revenge. FML

#2658374
300 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub !! I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified !! FML

#2656270
131 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought mah cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on mah things. After eating it, she startd running around wildly, howling an projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

#2655825
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46024) - you deserved it (6586)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - animals - by Jay (man) - United States (Illinois)



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