About zomini9 : Hey ! I'm in love with green day obviously. (; I like pop punk like Green Day, Simple Plan, Emily's Army, Paramore and The Offspring! I hate mainstream music and music like rap, hip hop etc. Message me if you wanna talk music(: I also like reality tv (hey dot judge) I like keeping up with the kardashians, girl code, project runway and wife swap! ❤ Y'all
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Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
by burb / 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm / Germany (Berlin) / Love
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 12:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by stephscort / 05/11/2013 at 9:32am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
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