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zolziski
  • Town/Country : Yanbu, Saudi Arabia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 April 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2133
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23638) - you deserved it (1288)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15173) - you deserved it (1517)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

#15172476
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21527) - you deserved it (7463)

On 03/02/2011 at 3:16am - misc - by Noguestlist -

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58062) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14750) - you deserved it (23702)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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