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zolziski
  • Town/Country : Yanbu, Saudi Arabia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 April 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1833
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19949) - you deserved it (7121)

On 03/02/2011 at 3:16am - misc - by Noguestlist -

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160 (453)

I agree, your life sucks (54143) - you deserved it (2468)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (12810) - you deserved it (21366)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)