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Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20091) - you deserved it (12883)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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