About Zoecw
I'm Zoë and I go on FML in my spare time. message me if you want.
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Zoecw's favorite FMLs

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

By lonely - / Thursday 5 February 2009 15:14 / United States

Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten. They won't stop calling me a "cougar". FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 11 June 2013 03:19 / United States - Warsaw

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 May 2013 12:01 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

By Holy Testacles - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 04:45 / United States

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 September 2012 23:47 / United States