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Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by lissysue1 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:30am - animals - by emi -
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 10:50am - work - by lonelyharts86 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm - work - by Mark - United States
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)
Monday 20 May 2013
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