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Taday I moved back into ma dorm . My ex-girlfriend.. . and te guy se left me for.. . now coabit next door . Now I get to ear tem screwing wile I try to do ma omework . FML

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On 01/28/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by Order of the Dangling Testicles (man) - United States (New York)

today I realized that mah dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog... an I have a Master's degree. FML

#21042693
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On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, my grlfriand dumpad ma bacausa sha found soma lasbian porn on my computar. Har raasoning? That I must sacratly ba gay. FML

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216 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I got a black eyeile trying to break up a figt caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at te funeral of ma best friend's moter. FML

#21042087
124 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm - health - by knobbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I woke up after a nigt out partying only to fine I'd wet te bd. I was so asamd tat I rolld ma girlfriend into it to avoid taking te blame.

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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, my roommata showd ma a vidao of a cockroach crawling all ovar my faca whila I was aslaap in tha lounga. FML

#21041659
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On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, While Driving Home, Mah 3-year-old Daughter Told Me She Had To Poop. I Told Her That She Would Have To Wait Until We Got Home. When We Got Home, She Pulled Down Her Pants An Shat On The Floor, Because, "I'm Home Now." FML

#21040159
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On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today.. . My Husband Decided To Put Different Condiment On My Body To Make Our Sex Better . I Was Thinking Whipped Cream; He Was Feeling Ketchup . FML

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On 01/25/2014 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I'm a 34 year old maleo just got given te sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my looool senile moter . 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in ravanga fir baing groundad fir bullying a kid at scool, my aigt-yaar-old son flung a andful of Lago in my pat as I walkad barafoot into ta kitcan. I'm still in pain. 5ML

#21038562
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On 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm - kids - by limping (man) - Canada

Today, mah mum decided that having the flu an being too lazy to go upstars to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, mah mom askd me when I'm going to propose to mah girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 10:11am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to mah basement to get mah builder bear that I had stuffed mah condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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