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Today, While Driving Home, Mah 3-year-old Daughter Told Me She Had To Poop. I Told Her That She Would Have To Wait Until We Got Home. When We Got Home, She Pulled Down Her Pants An Shat On The Floor, Because, "I'm Home Now." FML
Today, mah mom askd me when I'm going to propose to mah girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML
Friday 27 March 2015