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Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today..!! I found out that mah gorgeous..!! smart..!! perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish!! It doesn't involve me at all actually!! Just a Labrador!! This is probably a deal breaker!! FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 7:30am - intimacy - by soontobesingle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was mah first time with mah boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets!! FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has looool a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by chickenmcnuggetgirl (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, mah boyfriend informd me that from now on during looool sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I ned the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 10:36am - intimacy - by Ann (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nacos an ceese off te batroom floor!! Se wasn't wearing any pants!! FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after six monts of writing a 40 page paper criticizing a famous metod, I found out te professor wo concieved it as transferred to ma favorite college to ead te department I'm applying to study in . Tey require I submit te paper wit ma application . FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 11:09pm - work - by GeoKid (man) - Canada

2day I found out my boyfriend as been ceating on me for monts. It all started wile I was in te ospital, e says, because we were supposed to go out tat day, but ten I "ad to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for is infidelity. FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 4:12pm - love - by need an appendickectomy (woman) - Finland

Today, I was outside at a café and lookd at my phone . When I did, a woman halfway across the patio startd screaming at me, demanding I tell herho I was texting andhy . She then sprintd over, furious at me 4 apparently badmouthing her to somebody . All I did was check the time . FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant , though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking,hich kickd in with horrifying consequenceshen someone burst in an startd vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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On 03/16/2013 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

today I told my family I was divorcing my husband . My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead" . FML

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On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I was getting intimate with my boyfriend , when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. mega FML

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On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah social anxiety got so bad that I spent an entire raffle game desperately praying that I'd lose miserably, just so I wouldn't have to go up on stage and accept it. FML

Today..!! my grandma gave me a sex talk!! Not the usual one..!! either!! This one was about blowjobs!! I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to leren if they want a well-behaved husband..!! but that it's an ( acqured taste )!! Gag me!! FML

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On 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by butnotlikethat (woman) - China (Jiangxi)

2day My Prom Dress Finally Arrived!! My Prom Was Yesterday!! FML

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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar



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