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zenrael
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 791
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zenrael : You will never get this gypsy!

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zenrael's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44000) - you deserved it (5080)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

#18381976
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26842) - you deserved it (2477)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48826) - you deserved it (3766)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (8738)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13272) - you deserved it (46265)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43243) - you deserved it (2630)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

#18316654
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41538) - you deserved it (7667)

On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

#18302175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26601) - you deserved it (5034)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (31211)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41111) - you deserved it (5889)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

#18262782
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (4100)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by jdancerchick - United States

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33787) - you deserved it (3293)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States



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