About zenrael : I stay up late.
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by Blackfell / 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm / United States / Love
by LOTRfail / 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by madmomma / 07/25/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 11:41am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, while at work, I witnessed a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said "yep... that just happened" and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
by ihatewalmart / 06/29/2012 at 7:12pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
by ouch / 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm / Italy (Lombardia) / Love
by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
by Snickers / 05/12/2012 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Transportation
by MI3 / 04/19/2012 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
by anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 11:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
- Today, I decided to put up the trash can in the bathroom because I was tired of the cat dumping it.… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, I found out I was fired from the best job I ever had. It was 10 minutes before the end of my…