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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 August 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About zen4681 : Hello stalkers!!!
My life isn't very interesting, so I don't know why you here. Whatever, because you are here, might as well enlighten you. Okay, where to start, I go to school, middle school to be precise. I am very smart and always get all A's, though I lack much common sense. I don't think I'm popular, but I am awsome. I love joking and laughing with my friends. I also love confusing people. Did you know that gravity actualy pushes up? Our eyes see everything upside down. I don't know what else to tell you. So now that you have wasted your time reading this, you are free to go.
Oh ya, if u tlk lik dis den u ned a edumacation.
Bai!!!

zen4681's page activity

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Fucked!<b>ElvistheBeagle</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 7:54pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:09pm

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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zen4681's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML

by Anonymous / 08/25/2012 at 9:15am / United States / Health

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

by NaKreen / 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

by anonymous / 07/28/2012 at 9:26am / Lebanon / Transportation

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML

by fmyarse / 07/22/2012 at 6:45pm / United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous