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zebraumicornz
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 2000 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About zebraumicornz : Hi my name Tori, my username is supposed to be zebraunicorns but I misspelled it. Haha DERP moment. I LOVE MUSTACHES and FML

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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31271) - you deserved it (6267)

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