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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 2000 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About zebraumicornz : Hi my name Tori, my username is supposed to be zebraunicorns but I misspelled it. Haha DERP moment. I LOVE MUSTACHES and FML

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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML


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