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About zebraumicornz : Hi my name Tori, my username is supposed to be zebraunicorns but I misspelled it. Haha DERP moment. I LOVE MUSTACHES and FML
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Why am I up so early?
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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML