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zebraumicornz
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 2000 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About zebraumicornz : Hi my name Tori, my username is supposed to be zebraunicorns but I misspelled it. Haha DERP moment. I LOVE MUSTACHES and FML

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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (6125)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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