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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My boyfriend thinks I'm faking the whole thing in revenge 4 the fight we had yesterday. FML

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today.!! !! I sang ( happy birthday ) to my best friend !! Sadly.!! !! it was while waitressing at work.!! !! where they were having a celebration I hadn't been invited to in the first place !! FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by left out - United States (Ohio)

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

2day I realized I willingly support mah boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" ishen he's blind drunk. FML

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On 01/10/2014 at 6:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I brought up tha subjact of marriaga with my boyfriand. His rasponsa was to shoot ma with a narf gun an laugh. FML

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On 01/06/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by CatLady - United States (California)

Today I decidd to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret!! The woman at the register smild and askd "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town fir New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months!! Then I went home to my four cats!! FML

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On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . I droppad mah suitcasa on mah toa . Don't worry.. . looool it was alraady brokan . FML

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On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, mah girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was ( stuck in traffic ) two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in mah ( best friend's ) bed. FML

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On 12/28/2013 at 3:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today... I spottd a huge spider in my bedroom. I freakd out at first... but I managd to confront my arachnophobia and killd it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returnd to my room... the "dead" spider had vanishd. Now I'm too scard to sleep. FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm - animals - by eyes wide SHIT (woman) - Australia

Today... I asked my husband to try a little foreplay fir once... instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb... and hopefully the last. FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Taday I realized there is nothing quite like having yur mother be too hungover to open presents on Christmas morning. FML

I realizd how bad mah depression has gottenhen I caught myself fantasizing about suicidehile having sex with mah husband!! FML

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On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

I realizd how bad mah depression has gottenhen I caught myself fantasizing about suicidehile having sex with mah husband!! FML

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