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Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
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On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
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On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
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On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 12:43am - intimacy - by nraecher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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On 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States
Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
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On 03/17/2013 at 6:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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On 03/14/2013 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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On 03/13/2013 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by WhyDoINeedAName - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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