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About zapskimmer : I don't care what anybody says, I am Bob Marley and the Wailers' biggest fan.

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Today, I Thought It Would Have Been Funny To Cut Off Mah Friend's Rat-tail. He Thought It Would Be Funny To Puttd A Brick Through Mah Windshield. Mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (15010) - you deserved it (108793)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside mehile we all talkd in the kitchen. I turnd to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I gropd my wife's breast playfully. She screamd and slappd me. It wasn't my wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15109) - you deserved it (53405)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by InTheDoghouse23 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah cat head-buttd me awake as usual!! I reachd to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touchd!! It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweld rat he held in his jaws!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (35341) - you deserved it (3741)

On 08/24/2009 at 9:38am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, usband cummed ome from sopping wit 4 year old daugter an sowed me a sirt se picked out erself. Te sirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently se just liked te colours an er fater looool agreed. FML


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On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving to work an I had to pee really badly . I am a teacher an my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road . About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by . They were all my students . My pants were down . FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 6:15pm - kids - by mrteacher (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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