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zapskimmer
  • Town/Country : Nine Miles, Jamaica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1186
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zapskimmer : I don't care what anybody says, I am Bob Marley and the Wailers' biggest fan.

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Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11504) - you deserved it (92916)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by alieyoubelieve (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12042) - you deserved it (41553)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by InTheDoghouse23 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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133 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 9:38am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (2991)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11787) - you deserved it (37273)

On 08/21/2009 at 6:15pm - kids - by mrteacher (man) - United States (South Dakota)



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