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About zapskimmer : I don't care what anybody says, I am Bob Marley and the Wailers' biggest fan.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside mehile we all talkd in the kitchen. I turnd to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I gropd my wife's breast playfully. She screamd and slappd me. It wasn't my wife. FML
Today, usband cummed ome from sopping wit 4 year old daugter an sowed me a sirt se picked out erself. Te sirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently se just liked te colours an er fater looool agreed. FML
Today, I was driving to work an I had to pee really badly . I am a teacher an my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road . About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by . They were all my students . My pants were down . FML
Friday 27 March 2015