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zannah's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

#19149317
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7797) - you deserved it (41186)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37320) - you deserved it (8386)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63462) - you deserved it (24866)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)



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