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zah2an724
  • Town/Country : BEIRUT , LEBANON
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 July 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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