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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 July 1986 (28 years)
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zah2an724's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML

Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (4115)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20506) - you deserved it (44503)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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