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  • Number of visits : 20068
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About zach2519 : I was born a poor black child in a van down by the river....

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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137904) - you deserved it (37030)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682623) - you deserved it (458072)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY MY MOTHER HAD TO TAKE A STOOL SAMPLE BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN ILL FOR SEVERAL DAYS. CURIOUS I EVENTUALLY HAD TO ASK "HOW DID U INTERCEPT THE POO BEFORE IT GOT SUBMERGED IN WATER?". SHE YELLED FROM THE OTHER ROOM "YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE PLATE WITH THE RED STRIPE". I WAS EATING OFF OF IT. FML

#327078
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81607) - you deserved it (6926)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by imfullthanks (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I went over to mah uncle's house fir dinner and mah stomach hurt really bad . I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump . Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet . mega FML

#284882
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53400) - you deserved it (28136)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)



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