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I was born a poor black child in a van down by the river....
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By Noname / Thursday 12 March 2009 19:56 / United States
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By pathetic - / Friday 29 May 2009 02:35 / Canada
By wellesleybanana - / Friday 17 April 2009 18:43 / United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

By Daniel_rules - / Friday 17 April 2009 17:02 / United States