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Today , my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die."

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51495) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I almost got writtan up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was axplain to im tat I couldn't alp a tourist out bacausa I spaak Japanasa, not Koraan, and tat it's not in fact "ta sama Asian sit" as a saamad to tink. FML

#21177954
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43271) - you deserved it (2973)

On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML

#21176688
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44109) - you deserved it (9936)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah psycho nieghbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-prate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by mah house. I'm pretty scared fir mah life, to be honest. big fat looool FML

#21171119
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40263) - you deserved it (4284)

On 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm - misc - by ldrik1 (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I BOUGHT SOME CRICKETS AS A TREAT FOR MAH LIZARD. ONE ESCAPED AN SOMEHOW GOT INTO THE HEATING SYSTEM IN MAH ROOM. THE CHRPING IS AMPLIFIED AN COMES FROM EVERYWHERE AN NOWHERE AT THE SAME TIME. GOODBYE, RESTFUL SLEEP. FML

#21170183
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42680) - you deserved it (9089)

On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

Today , I was raally ungry at work , and my stomac growld loudly . Ona of my co-workars aard it and tougt it was a cat . Asamd , I playd dumb and wa andd up spanding twanty minutas looking fir a cat tat I knaw didn't axist . FML

#21170120
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41476) - you deserved it (18011)

On 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm - animals - by imalosertho (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies,hen a kid cummed over, yelled ( CUP CHECK! ) an nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Million of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatas mom did was chuckle nervously an pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

#21166299
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49029) - you deserved it (4987)

On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got married . My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heretfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there . So was my mother . FML

#21160325
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41775) - you deserved it (4245)

On 06/02/2014 at 10:00am - love - by CorCelesti (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my househile I was at work, then took an pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessedhen I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

#21159292
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46802) - you deserved it (4834)

On 06/01/2014 at 12:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma after she was arrestd for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell an asking if she was interestd in donating looool to charity. FML

#21158368
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41108) - you deserved it (3598)

On 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

#21153463
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48457) - you deserved it (6391)

On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Thanks To My Phone's Shitty Predictive Text Combined With Me Being Half-asleep, I Accidentally Offered My Heartbroken Buddy "oral Support" If He Ever Needs It . FML

#21151390
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45822) - you deserved it (8881)

On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I finally had a date my frst one in well over a year. Everything was going good until my date asked ( Do u like cats or dogs better? ) When I responded cats my date promptly got up and left saying ( This isn't meant to be. ) big fat FML

#21147101
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48144) - you deserved it (11789)

On 05/21/2014 at 7:05am - love - by Alone - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

#21143801
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49809) - you deserved it (3895)

On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today,hile I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like mah mom's pulled up!! Thinking it was actually her, I walked up an jokingly asked wat she was into!! The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute!! FML

#21142181
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (15344)

On 05/16/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Female Struggles (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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