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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • It's in the can!

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  • Consolation prize

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    78%
  • One more and it's business time

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    7%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    47%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    86%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    67%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
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Yuzuhere's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

By loganHchrist / Thursday 9 January 2014 00:53 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 12 September 2012 07:00 / United States - Valencia

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 17 January 2015 00:37 / United States - Mantua

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

By MonsterProblems - / Wednesday 7 January 2015 07:07 / Croatia

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

By smooth / Wednesday 31 December 2015 01:39 / United States