About yumsugarr : Helloo (:
I'm April, that's me ^
Thanks for clicking on me :3
I love fruit, music, and friends.
And I love to sleep.
I'm a vegetarian,
and I would love to be a doctor when I'm older.
Also, I extremely DISLIKE racism & homophobia .
I like to read FML when I'm bored.
Send me a message, if you'd like (: I'd love to talk!
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yumsugarr's favorite FMLs
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 7:22am / France / Miscellaneous
by popcorn / 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 4:19am / United States (California) / Love
Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML
by notimpressed / 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
by sarah / 07/14/2010 at 12:32am / United States / Health
Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 9:48am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to… Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why?… Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her…