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About yumsugarr : Helloo (:
I'm April, that's me ^

Thanks for clicking on me :3

I love fruit, music, and friends.
And I love to sleep.

I'm a vegetarian,
and I would love to be a doctor when I'm older.

Also, I extremely DISLIKE racism & homophobia .

I like to read FML when I'm bored.

Send me a message, if you'd like (: I'd love to talk!

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yumsugarr's favorite FMLs

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (3682)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14052) - you deserved it (51365)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (5386)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (6357)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (17039) - you deserved it (38778)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37613) - you deserved it (9869)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61421) - you deserved it (22763)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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