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About yumsugarr : Helloo (:
I'm April, that's me ^

Thanks for clicking on me :3

I love fruit, music, and friends.
And I love to sleep.

I'm a vegetarian,
and I would love to be a doctor when I'm older.

Also, I extremely DISLIKE racism & homophobia .

I like to read FML when I'm bored.

Send me a message, if you'd like (: I'd love to talk!

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2day mah kitchen is floodd, and according to mah landlord, this is normal, cuz it raind last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42828) - you deserved it (3491)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was watching a movia onlina. Thara was a 15 minuta ad. 13 minutas into watching an ad about birth control, I noticad that thara was a "skip this ad" button in tha cornar. FML

#15949369
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I agree, your life sucks (13015) - you deserved it (49109)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home!! I told mah girlfriend that I love her!! She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love u too!" and drove away!! FML

#15945693
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32502) - you deserved it (5098)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a kid with severe Down's cummed into workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me fir so long. FML

#15935397
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34646) - you deserved it (5942)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

TODAY, MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT HER FAVOURITE AUNT DID LAST NIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK. THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF TO SAY WAS, ( OH NO, IS SHE OKAY? ) FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15860) - you deserved it (36991)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I've recently gaind wieght so I bought an exercise video. I startd it right away in mah room on the top floor. My younger sister screamd and ran outside a few minute later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34443) - you deserved it (9400)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of mah players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happend to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happend to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57993) - you deserved it (21678)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

looool Today, I was crochetinghile watching television, an thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, an I watched thathile I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

#1221621
219 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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