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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About yulong730 : "There are two different categories of love. The first category is called a fairytale. The second category of love is just another lesson." —Taylor Swift

Just a happy, free, confused, and lonely freshman trying to find a place in this world.

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yulong730's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74895) - you deserved it (3977)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80284) - you deserved it (24802)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (303615) - you deserved it (55256)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30182) - you deserved it (1567)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (8071)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (8071)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (8071)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41708) - you deserved it (22360)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
113 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (297311) - you deserved it (28458)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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