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"There are two different categories of love. The first category is called a fairytale. The second category of love is just another lesson." —Taylor Swift Just a happy, free, confused, and lonely freshman trying to find a place in this world.
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Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:55 / United States

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML

By ADickySituation / Sunday 5 May 2013 04:14 / United States - Wilmette

Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML

By dancer, not a hooker... / Sunday 5 May 2013 05:01 / Canada - Penticton

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:13 / United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

By DemiRawrs / Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:23 / United States