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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1990 (22 years)
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Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29072) - you deserved it (4473)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21421) - you deserved it (2673)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (17069) - you deserved it (1456)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21031) - you deserved it (41758)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)