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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1990 (19 years)
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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and proceeded to say (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51191) - you totally deserved it (5099)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16202) - you totally deserved it (35186)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)

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