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youngbutwise15
  • Town/Country : U S of A, Baby.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4068
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About youngbutwise15 : Yo to the ho, I'm Abby, but I prefer being called Abby-Lynn if you don't mind.

Am I insane? Yes. Do I act like I have a stick shoved up my arse? Half the time, yes. Do I have a pet peeve for bad grammar and spelling? Yes, I do.

Speaks English, some 1337, and is currently learning German. :3

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Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24936) - you deserved it (2098)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

#8125309
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19572) - you deserved it (6675)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

#8031607
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19623) - you deserved it (4316)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (4996)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34958) - you deserved it (9147)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

#7563782
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10076) - you deserved it (2554)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9489) - you deserved it (20546)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2648)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46058) - you deserved it (7427)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I've dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

#7396804
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (284)

On 01/17/2010 at 11:22am - love - by anonymous (man) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24432) - you deserved it (3599)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9996) - you deserved it (25196)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML

#7336575
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14042) - you deserved it (3362)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Jaayoung23 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13346) - you deserved it (3815)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

#7167765
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22322) - you deserved it (1863)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)



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