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youngbutwise15
  • Town/Country : U S of A, Baby.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4046
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About youngbutwise15 : Yo to the ho, I'm Abby, but I prefer being called Abby-Lynn if you don't mind.

Am I insane? Yes. Do I act like I have a stick shoved up my arse? Half the time, yes. Do I have a pet peeve for bad grammar and spelling? Yes, I do.

Speaks English, some 1337, and is currently learning German. :3

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Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (3441)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

#8905388
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22775) - you deserved it (1908)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by leenibeani4 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML

#8902353
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (1818)

On 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm - work - by liz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

#8890644
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10622) - you deserved it (19076)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

#8873623
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17512) - you deserved it (1831)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4208) - you deserved it (14746)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

#8630946
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (3521)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by mainey92 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

#8611992
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21761) - you deserved it (1853)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24777) - you deserved it (4986)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML

#8516526
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (2536)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Mika_Ookami - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15818) - you deserved it (5409)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

#8297602
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20845) - you deserved it (2145)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:02pm - money - by Ambar - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

#8246402
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16814) - you deserved it (3008)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

#8230372
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (2054)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - health - by dogbait - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34621) - you deserved it (3109)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States



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