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by blower / 04/11/2011 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Jill / 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
by kharrington / 04/07/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
by oc_cheergirl / 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
by Embarassed / 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Megara / 03/15/2011 at 1:58am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
by BSwan / 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm / Australia / Animals
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
by cleangirl / 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm / United States / Animals
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
by alex / 03/14/2011 at 10:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML