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About youEQUALtosser : My name is Matt, and I'm here to annoy.
By the way, that's Andrei Arshavin in the picture ... fact.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML