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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1133
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About youEQUALtosser : My name is Matt, and I'm here to annoy.
By the way, that's Andrei Arshavin in the picture ... fact.

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youEQUALtosser's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12576) - you deserved it (34152)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (6559)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

#5519699
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46519) - you deserved it (3954)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)



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