About Youequaltosser
My name is Matt, and I'm here to annoy. By the way, that's Andrei Arshavin in the picture ... fact.
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Youequaltosser's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

By jibberish - / Sunday 22 November 2009 00:15 / United States

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

By lame - / Tuesday 20 October 2009 14:04 / United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

By ohcrap - / Monday 28 September 2009 04:10 / United States