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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm - animals - by tracie (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by BrokebyKids - United States (New York)
Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 9:10am - misc - by Eyebrowsgone - United States (California)
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)
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