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yomamasmama
  • Town/Country : UC, Cheese
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1795
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About yomamasmama : I like monkies :D

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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

#13152326
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (12191)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
306 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
312 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769
272 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

#12989872
181 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

#12935900
129 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by BrokebyKids - United States (New York)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
163 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

#12817288
244 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
242 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

#12736614
110 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 9:10am - misc - by Eyebrowsgone - United States (California)

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

#12726164
112 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

#12715856
111 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

#12706107
145 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

#12706107
145 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)



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